Yes, this is for real

Shrimp Daddy Super Shrimp

Superior Neocaridina shrimp through natural selection
Email for ordering inquiries: [email protected]

Better, faster, stronger, smarter

So Red

These shrimp are shrimply amazing

Tell your kids, tell your wife

Show them your Super Shrimp

Do not eat your Super Shrimp. Feast upon them with your eyes, not your mouth.

Shrimp Daddy Super Shrimp are available in extremely limited quantities

You must wait for many moons

You yearn for super shrimp but you must be patient. Shrimp Daddy Super Shrimp are worth the wait

Bred in an environment with natural predators - only the fittest survive. Augment your aquascape with SUPER SHRIMP

Just look at this pack of vicious predators

No tariffs, no problems
100% bred and raised in Canada - no Americans or Commies will get your hard earned loonies

Available only in Edmonton, AB. We do not currently ship Super Shrimp.Plants available: Water wisteria, Java moss, vallisnaria rubra. Pest snails come free!

Super snails (mystery snails) coming soon

TESTIMONIALS
Nicholas - Bro this is such a good idea.
Samantha - Shrimp Daddy Super Shrimp is the best!
Rebecca - Sign me up!
Sydney - Isn't it a bad idea to put predators in a shrimp tank? Won't they eat all of the shrimp?
Pierre - Hey can I get some of your Super Shrimp? They are far superior to regular weakling shrimp.
David - When can I get those Super Shrimp?
Jason - Do you even sell Super Shrimp?
Pierre - Come on man, just let me have a few of those Super Shrimp. I've been waiting forever. I really need them inside of my aquarium.
Wife - Oh my god, you're an idiot.

Official shrimp of the Abandoned Realms